This is my website to do whatever I like.
I will not stay on topic. I will post dirty pictures of the filthiest of garden spaces. There might be food porn photos. There may be poetry Shakespeare would cry over. There may be lascivious accounts of men, men and more men – once I’m not a virgin that is.
I will use swearwords frequently. I will incite evil amongst the masses. Blood will rain, screams will be heard, as I command my forces against our dreaded foe: the aphid.
I am a hedonistic goddess. Be thou my worshipper?